ieatbutter:
You exclaim to your family as you wave them good-bye, “Merry Christmas to all! I stole all the pie!” (Happy Holidays from the Shameful Baker)
You exclaim to your family as you wave them good-bye, “Merry Christmas to all! I stole all the pie!”
(Happy Holidays from the Shameful Baker)
eatyourchow:
New Year’s diet be damned. Cinnamon Raisin Twist, Amy’s Bread
New Year’s diet be damned.
Cinnamon Raisin Twist, Amy’s Bread
Who says you can’t eat hangover food before you start drinking? Bull & Bear, Chicago, New Year’s Eve day
Who says you can’t eat hangover food before you start drinking?
Bull & Bear, Chicago, New Year’s Eve day
A co-worker congratulated you on your pregnancy. This was followed by an awkward moment where you explained that you’re not pregnant—you’re doing the second rise in your stomach.